From Emazing.Com's Fun And Games Newsletter
A beautiful young woman was walking through an orchard one day and came across a lovely pool. The water looked so inviting that she decided to go skinny-dipping. She didn't see anyone around, so she quickly undressed and dropped her clothes by the edge of the pool. Just then the owner of the orchard appeared from behind a tree and told her that swimming was prohibited. "Well, if you were there all along why didn't you tell me before I undressed?" she complained.
He replied, "Swimming is prohibited, but undressing isn't."