From Emazing.Com's Fun And Games Newsletter
Chatting with a bull one day, a turkey said, "I sure would love to get to the top of that tree there! But I just don't have the energy."
The bull replied, "Just nibble on some of my droppings. They're packed with nutrients."
After pecking at a lump of cow dung, the turkey flew up to the first branch of the tree. The next day he nibbled some more and made it to the second branch. After a week of this, he had finally made it to the top of the tree!
A farmer saw him, sitting proudly at the top of the tree, and promptly shot him down.
The moral of this story? Bull crap might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there!